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30.01.2024

Самые популярные и известные мемы для чата, которые на текущий момент известны на Твиче.

Сохрани эту страницу в закладках и всегда сможешь постить крутые мемы в чатик.

Текстово-графические мемы появились еще до Твича. И перешли туда сразу же. Сначала один умник решил, что если красиво составить в определенном порядке разные текстовые символы, то они будут похожи на картинку. Мода на это быстро распространилась и сейчас практически каждый чат на Twitch’e регулярно наполняется этими самыми мемами.

Предлагаем тебе топ-5 самых прикольных и популярных мемов.

Самых популярные мемы для чата на Твиче

Запускаем Гуся, Работяги!

Конечно же, на пером месте будет этот мемчик.

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Есть и несколько вариаций этого мема:

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Циган или БУНТ!

Мем стал популярен в начале 2016 года и до сих пор частенько всплывает в разных чатах на Твиче.

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Nice gameplay

Сиськи всегда были в тренде в любом текстовом чате или форуме. Чаты Твича не остались в стороне.

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Запускаем Гомункула Работяги!

В продолжение темы с гусем появилось много различных мемов, один из самых адекватных и популярных про Гомункула (кто не знает, что такое Гомункул – Википедия в помощь).

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Запускаем Сюрикены, Роботяги!

Фашистский юмор, как и любой другой, где бы угнетались расовые или сексуальные меньшинства очень своеобразен и далеко не каждому может понравиться. Но факт остается фактом, данный мем очень популярен на Твиче.

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Запускаем Дядю Богдана

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Свежие крутые мемы для чата Твич

От популярных и трендовых перейдем к свежим, которые только недавно появились. Их очень много, но мы охватим несколько самых крутых, на наш взгляд.

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Спасибо, мистер Дудец!
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УХОДИТЕ, ПОКА Я ДЕРЖУ ЭТО СТАДО ЕБАНАТОВ СВЕРХУ!!!

СТРОИМ СТЕНУ РАБОТЯГИ!
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Ну и на последок, для ценителей прекрасного:

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P.S. Каждый мем из статьи можно скачать, просто скопировав текст. Поэтому сохрани себе эту страницу и заходи сюда каждый раз, когда нужно будет в чате на твиче вставить какой-нибудь крутой мемчик!

Предупреждение

Вы можете получить таймаут чата или даже перманент бан на некоторых каналах Твитча, если будете спамить слишком много.

Вас предупредили. Да пребудет с вами сила пастерино.

Вступление

Привет, меня зовут Джон Пастерино, мне 44, и я безработный, который проводит всё своё время на Твитче спамя пасты в чат. Однажды я стану профессиональным копи-пастером. Сегодня я научу вас как стать одним целым с пастерино.

Этот гайд содержит полезную информацию Твитче, его комьюнити и аддоне для браузера под названием BetterTTV. Самой большой частью гайда является огромный список пастерино, которые будут обновляться со временем.

Я сделал этот гайд, потому что сегодня я увидел чат, в котором не были ни одного пастерино.

Анализ чата:
Сообщений: 17
Пастерино: 0 (0%)
Строк чата с пастерино: 0 (0%)

Отойдем немножно от вступления.
Пример данный ниже, это то, как должен выглядеть чат на twitch.tv. Я сделал этот гайд, чтобы вы смогли получить самые лучшие впечатления от чата twitch.tv.

Насладитесь этим восхитительным образцом пастерино в чате twitch.tv.

Анализ чата:
Сообщений: 44
Пастерино: 28 (63,6%)
Строк чата с пастерино: не сосчитать ()

Основы Twitch.tv - Смайлики и мемасы.

“Как сделать лицо этого серого чувака?”

Сейчас я отвечу, чтобы мы могли перейти к пастерино:

= Kappa (no space)
Kappa обычно используется в ироничном контексте, шутках или троллинге.
Профессионалы используют их после пастерино, чтобы отправить сообщение в чат, который находится в r9k режиме.
Режим R9K означает, что в чат можно отправить только уникальные сообщения, не использованные никем ранее.

Другие выдающиеся смайлы:

= Keepo (myspace)
+ = .
Обычно используется вместо , при подходящем случае, ну или просто где угодно вместо Kappa. Рекомендуется спамить , если в матче есть .

Также существует множество ситуационных спамов, которые вы должны использовать:

S A D B O Y S - Произошло из трека Yung Lean"а названного "Kyoto" (видео ниже)
Текущие игроки EG (Arteezy, Fear и др.) использовали S A D B O Y S как название для своей команды в начале 2014.
S A D часто заменяется на что-то другое в зависимости от ситуации, однако предпочтительно сохранять исходное количество букв, дабы это рифмовалось с музыкой.
(к примеру: B A D B O Y S, R A T B O Y S, M A D B O Y S)

4 - Na"Vi.XBOCT также известен как 4 или (4), потому что на Alienware Cup он был оценён на 4/10 за его скилл керри, судя по изображению снизу. Рекомендуется спамить 4 когда XBOCT"а представляют или он умирает.

322 - Член команды Rox.KIS, Solo, сделал ставку против своей команды и намеренно слил игру для того, чтобы получить 322$ Обычно используется при представлении Solo, как 4 используется в случае с XBOCT"ом.
Так же используется, если кто-то в команде сливает игру.

DUDUDUDU - Происходит от трека Darude - Sandstorm (Также известная как Keepo - Kappastorm). Этот трек очень популярен на Twitch TV и запрашивается очень часто. Если на стриме играет этот трек, то вы обязаны спамить столько DUDUDUDU, сколько сможете. Это всё таки традиция, в конце концов.
Когда в чате спросят название любого трека, вы должны написать в ответ на него "Darude - Sandstorm". Вы так же должны спамить DUDUDUDU, когда будет пикнут Sand King или использован его скилл Sand Storm.

Основы Твитча - Аддон BetterTTV

Возможно вы подумали о том, почему в первой главе мой чат на Твитче был такой тёмный.
Это случилось потому, что Twitch был улучшен при помощи браузерного аддона под названием BetterTTV.
Я рекомендую установить его, если вы ещё это не сделали. Установите аддон нажав и кликните по большой кнопке Download, если вы используете Chrome, или ниже неё, если вы используете не Chrome.

После того как BetterTTV будет установлен, вы сможете видеть пасты, которые были отправлены в чат и удалены. Вы также сможете "запомнить" смайлики, кликнув на иконку рядом с кнопкой чата.

На изображении ниже показаны настройки для BetterTTV и некоторые заметки о них.

Пастерино - ПРОЧИТАЙТЕ ЭТО ИЛИ НАСЛАЖДАЙТЕСЬ СВОИМ

Получение и использование пастерино

Я сделал всё что мог, рассортировав пастерино по категориям, однако некоторые пасты содержат в себе несколько игроков, команд, комментаторов или их различных комбинаций.
Рекомендуется использовать Ctrl + F, чтобы найти нужную вам пасту.
Имена игроков или содержание может слегка меняться, в зависимости от универсальности паст.
Вы призваны менять текст в пастах, чтобы мы имели получили лучший опыт от чата Твитча, а также распространяйте пасты по другим каналам.

Заметьте, что некоторые пасты используют плохие слова и стим их отфильтровывает. Воспользуйтесь своими креативными способностями и замените теми словами, которые хотите! Некоторые пасты были немного изменены, чтобы можно было их включить в этот гайд.

ASCII пасты находятся в категории Рандомных, потому что они занимают много места.

Эффективное использование пастерино

Советую использовать пасты, когда вы не получаете таймауты некоторое время (30+ секунд).
Так же, если кто-то использует пастерино, подождите пару секунд и посмотрите, получил ли он таймаут. Если нет, то копируйте его пастерино и дайте ему распространяться. Помните: Тот кто начинает пастерино обычно не получает таймаута, если сделает всё верно. Посмотрите на второе изображение в этом гайде, чтобы увидеть флуд, начатый мной.
Если вы получите таймаут, то он обычно длится 10 минут. Советую следить за временем на вашем компьютере, чтобы точно знать сколько времени осталось, поскольку обычно посреди матча бывают паузы.

Пастерино - Arteezy

Arteezy sat in a dark room. The words "Dire Victory" filled up the screen. Not even Arteezy"s shadow fiend could win this game. 3/8/7 378 GPM. Tears filled Arteezy"s eyes as he carassed his hand of midas. The sound of hard core gangster rap and crying filled the room. The door creaks open and EE-sama enters the room. "You lost Artour." "You do know what happens when you lose." Arteezy removed his clothes, wearing only one of EE"s anime wigs. EE removed his clothes, "You lost 23 MM. Thats how many hours your punishment will be." Arteezy spent the next 23 hours being furiously ed by his mentor. After the punishment the covered Arteezy arised. "Thank you master, I can"t wait to return the favor when you lose." Envy smiled. "So will I Artour."

It"s happening, my nipples are hard, i gently take my out
of my pants while i watch Arteezy go mid and build a Midas. 40 minutes have passed, Arteezy keeps farming non-stop making max
usage of the precious midas, he"s the top farmer, i start speeding up fapping gradually. Rtz now 6
sloted. Finally he goes fight 1v5. Enemies starts to go down...
one kill, double kill, ultra, RAMPAGE, boy juice starts pumping up my while arteezy
all chats about his rampage and ixmike congratulates him with a "grats".

I owe my life to Arteezy. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse switched to the Twitch channel to Arteezy"s stream. I awoke from my coma and muted it.

The room is quiet as RTZ studies. After finishing a section, Artour decides to take a break, settling on Aui"s stream. Arteezy pulls out his and tries to get off, but to no avail. "My boy is sad without a midas," Artour sighs. Just as he is about to put little Artour away, EE comes out of the closet. EE is in full morphling cosplay with in hand. RTZ looks at EE"s and notices the hand has a golden shine. "M-M-Midas!" Artour shouts as he and EE all over each other

Arteezy more like eezy. calling you out bro. you and me in the toronto tunnels. EternalEnvy can film me kickin your you in jelly . you mirin? no homo

Arteezy, why are you so cruel to your girlfriend. Didn"t you just see EE-sama talking to you, asking you to unmute mumble so you can play the game together? It makes me sick that girrls go after jerks like you, and not nice guys like me.

Me Arteezy-sama... me like how Emiya Shirou ed Acturia Pendragon in the Fate scenario from ????/??????" whispered EternalEnvy, his legs splayed out with his back facing Artour. "Man shut the up with your Chinese cartoons double-E... now I"m all soft again", complained Artour. "Ok. I got this." Artour began furiously massaging his soft and turgid member. "Yung Lean... Kyoto... Hand of Midas... Bottle crow... yes! We"re back in business boys!", he exclaimed, his manhood standing proudly erect and vascular. But Eternal Envy had already left. "We ing lost..." said Artour, disappointedly.

“I"m sorry senpai” Artour tells the dejected Envy who is dressed in full Naga Siren cosplay, “you"re just not her”. A glint of hope appears in his eyes when Envy replies “no... but perhaps I can be...” as he casts Mirror"s Image and Activates his Manta Style. Six glorious images of his senpai stand before him, each holding their throbbing manhood in one midas"ed hand. “We did it boys...” whispers Artour in awe as he takes them all at once, no donger left unattended. “Finally...” Artour sighs, “I"m six-slotted...”

i think Arteezy have insanely good micro and he is having huge impact on a games he playing if his teammates giving him space . I believe if Arteezy going to focus hard on improving and respecting his enemies he will be for sure one of the best players in future . Only thing he lack right now in my opinion - is experience . But this is not a problem and will come in some time . As a player i like him a lot . But the music on his stream is horrible !

In 1966, when Artour Babaev was 8 months old, his circumcision was botched and he lost his to burns. Psychologist EternalEnvy suggested that baby Artour be given a sex change. The parents agreed, but what they didn’t know was that EternalEnvy secretly wanted to use Artour as part of an experiment to prove his views that dota can have a lot of . Artour was renamed "Arteezy", surgically altered to have a , and given hormonal supplements - but tragically the experiment backfired. "Arteezy" acted like a stereotypical boy throughout childhood, and the Arteezy family began to fall apart. At 14, Arteezy was told the truth, and decided to go back to being Artour. He start to play dota at the age of 18. No coperino pasterino , this history is true !

Arteezy if you"re here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I"ll say things like ""we lost boys" and pretend to bottle crow, and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...

Yes, Arteezy"s better looking than me and younger, he definitely has better farm skills than me and has more swag and more universally preferable personality BUT after seeing that pic below the waist I must say this, and not to brag: he"s losing to me there. Females, this guy may be better than me in every way, but lower, I must say he would lose against me in that department. Not just with size, but 100% of everything. Most females, if blindly choosing a man based on genitals, would DEFINITELY pick me over him. I can say this with 100% certainty: he is small, flacid, and not as aesthetically pleasing as me. He wins the pretty boy awards, but he can"t win the real "prizefighter." so ladies know that there"s no one better in that department than me, FearDarkness.

Hello　Arteezy，　this　is　the　administrator　of　 ™　we　have　noticed　you　 haven"t　logged　in　for　２　weeks，　we"re　just　checking　to　see　if　everything　 is　okay　and　we"re　prepared　you　a　list　of　videos　from　your　favourite　 category　（Gnomes）．　See　you　soon!

Arteezy picked WR and put on his coldplay playlist - it was the only thing that made him feel anymore. The phone rang. " you , you broke my heart," Arteezy thought to himself, trying his best to ignore the phone. The reason he picked WR so much was that the hero"s long flowing hair and kawaii hentai noises reminded him of HER. The phone rang again. Arteezy began crying. He realized that no matter how many times he blinked and shackled AM, no matter how much his maelstrom proc"d, no matter how many peruvians he flamed, no matter what picture of her he changed his steam picture to, he would never love another like he did Allison, the girl who broke his heart.

Hey Artezy, I just wanted to say I had a good time last night and that you really set me free. The way you popped my anal cherry and ravaged my crevices made me scream so loud that your neighbors children screamed like little s. Next time I"ll bring the .

Albert Einstein, one of the greatest minds to ever live, was perplexed by the speed at which Arteezy was able to farm. Seemingly impossible GPMs of 800+ every game were consistently observed, leading to the hypothesis that this was no fluke. Einstein spent the last years of his life trying to prove that the ability of Arteezy"s farm existed within the laws of science. Critics laughed at his efforts, claiming that Arteezy"s farm was an undeniable act of divine intervention. It wasn"t until the end when Einstein found the answer. On his deathbed, Einstein spent the last seconds of his life jotting down what is now the world"s most infamous scientific formula. r=tz²

Hi rtz , my name is Ho Lee Fuki come from Dota 2 village , my neighbour , friends,familys they all have 2k mmr, but i got 2.3k mmr , clearly that im better player here i wish to join EG and win TI5 with you. No copyito , pasterino thanks plz no copyito

Пастерино - SingSing

10 ʏᴇᴀʀs sɪɴᴄᴇ sɪɴɢ sᴛʀɪᴍ.ɪ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛs ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴛʜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ. ɪ sᴛᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʀᴇᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴍᴍᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅ. ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀsɪᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟs sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ. ɪ ғʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴅᴇɴᴅɪ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇsɪsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢʟᴇss. ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ɪs ɴᴇᴀʀ. ɪ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴜsᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏʟᴅ sɪɴɢ ᴠᴏᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀʏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ.

We waited ten years to sing sing stream. I"m so sad right now. I was just masturbating to some of Sing"s VODs, when suddenly my phone bipped. It was an e-mail by Twitch, telling me that sing_sing just went live. I almost exploded my in a epic . The name os the stream was DEFENSE OF LEGENDS 3 NEWBIE POV STREAM, a classic trolling name. Then, when I finally open the stream, I saw a strange game played by sing. It was League of Legends, the eternal Dota 2 antagonist, and sing was playing it. Sadness filled my heart, as I started writing this last testament. See you in hell Sing, you just destroyed our lives.,.,.

Singsing is everywhere. Singsing is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see Singsing when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel Singsing when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes. Singsing is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. For my ally is the Singsing, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous doters are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Singsing around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the stream.

"Could it be? Papa is it true" "It"s true son, I never thought it would happen again" "When you told me about how sing strimed when you were my age, I didn"t believe you. Dad are you crying?" "No son, it"s just a little pastarino in my eye"

Hello SingSing, my name is Yu Sak Kock, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village have around 700 MMR, but my MMR is 1232, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my DOTA team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat. Please help us win, friend!

Sɪɴɢ Sɪɴɢ ᴡᴀs ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴ ʜɪs ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ Mᴀʀᴄʜ 22ɴᴅ. Aᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅs ᴏғ ᴛɪssᴜᴇs ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ᴄᴜᴍ ᴀɴᴅ 100 ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴘᴏʀɴʜᴜʙ ᴛᴀʙs. Iᴛ ɪs ᴇsᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ Sɪɴɢ Sɪɴɢ ᴍᴀsᴛᴜʀʙᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ 300 ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴘᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ, ʀᴇsᴜʟᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴘᴇɴɪs ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ.

"Sheever, ravage!" Singsing shouts, infuriated at yet another of Sheever"s antics. Sheever upon hearing this retreats to her room, tears streaming down her cheeks.Singsing doesn"t notice until hours later, after losing to pubs for the third time in a row and switching off his stream.He finds Sheever in a ball on her bed, tear marks on the sheets and her eyes red and swollen. "What"s wrong, Sheever-chan?" Singsing asks."You.. you yelled at me!

Hello, my name is Saad Armin, sorry for english, I"m Indian. I selled my wife so I can play Dota. I have already 2800mmr solo and want one day to be professional like Dendi and play at a good team how Alliance. Please help to reach my goals Sing Sing. No copy paste this is real history.

Ello my name Carlos. I from mexico i hev meny children but use all my money to pay for internet cofi so i play doto. I wont to be pro like Dendi and hev money to feed family. Please help mr. sing sing. Pliz dond copy my stori

Lᴀsᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ sɪɴɢsᴏɴɢ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴇɴᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙɪᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ʀʜɪɴᴏ Σ (° △° ;)

ⓈⓘⓝⓖⓈⓘⓝⓖ, ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓘⓢ ⓨⓞⓤⓡ Ⓓⓞⓒⓣⓞⓡ, Ⓔⓓⓦⓐⓡⓓ Ⓟⓐⓢⓣⓐⓡⓘⓝⓞ ⓂⒹ. Ⓘ ⓐⓜ ⓢⓞⓡⓡⓨ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓔⓛⓛ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓨⓞⓤⓡ ⓣⓔⓢⓣ ⓡⓔⓢⓤⓛⓣⓢ ⓐⓡⓔ ⓘⓝ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓢⓗⓐⓓⓨ ⓑⓐⓒⓚⓡⓞⓞⓜ ⓣⓐⓣⓣⓞⓞ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓖⓞⓣ ⓘⓝ Ⓗⓞⓝⓖ Ⓚⓞⓝⓖ ⓖⓐⓥⓔ ⓨⓞⓤ Ⓕⓤⓛⓛ Ⓑⓛⓞⓦⓝ ⒶⒾⒹⓈ. Ⓘⓣⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓐⓛⓛ ⓞⓥⓔⓡ; ⒶⒾⒹⓈ ⓘⓢⓝⓣ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓓⓔⓐⓣⓗ ⓢⓔⓝⓣⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⓘⓣ ⓞⓝⓒⓔ ⓦⓐⓢ. Ⓝⓞ Ⓢⓤⓓⓞⓚⓤ ⓟⓛⓩ. Ⓢⓡⓢ ⓑⓤⓢⓘⓝⓔⓢⓢ ⓟⓛⓢ ⓝⓞ ⓒⓞⓟⓨ ⓟⓐⓢⓣⓐⓡⓘⓝⓞ ⓡⓔⓢⓤⓛⓣⓐⓡⓘⓝⓞ ⓥⓐⓒⓒⓘⓝⓔⓞ

SingSing, this is your Doctor, Edward Pastarino MD. I am sorry to tell you your test results are in and the shady backroom tattoo you got in Hong Kong gave you Full Blown AIDS. Its not all over; AIDS isnt the death sentence it once was. No Sudoku plz. Srs business pls no copy pastarino resultarino vaccineo

兴兴，这是你的医生，爱德华·帕斯特力诺医师。我很遗憾地告诉你，你的测试结果报告出来了你在香港得到的纹身使您感染了艾滋病。不要害怕，艾滋病不在是死刑了。请务必不要剖腹自杀。认真的，pastarino resultarino vaccineo 的业务是全球唯一。

SingSing you"re the most beautiful woman ever seen in videogames communities. Not just for the obvious, but by the way you speak, your conviction towards your work and your knowledge, passion and dedication for dota. Keep going and let nothing stop you. You have my support. Congratulations and I shall congratulate your parents too for gracing the world with you.

It was a cold night in sing sings room, he was dreaming of being coached by purge, he then hears a knock at his door, "We gucci?". He opens the door and see"s purge standing there. "Purge, I want you to purge me baby", Purge then drops his pants and flops out his diffusal and purges Sing"s . As sing"s anal cavity is widened by purge"s huge diffusal he whispers... "Ez Katka..."

HI SINGSING, THIS IS YOUR UNCLE SINGSONG! I AM FROM SINGAPORE IN CHINA! PLEASE WIRE $500 TO THIS A/C 531168112. THIS MESSAGE IS FOR MY NEPHEW ONLY PLEASE DO NOT COPY!

WehSing Yeun is a man living two lives. By day he is an average doto2 playa and by night a gigolo known as beaverknight. beaverknight has always questioned his sexuality, but the truth is far beyond his imagination. beaverknight finds himself targeted by the police when he is contacted by eternalanal, a legendary ucker a terrorist to our orifice. eternelanal awakens beaverknight, a ravaged wasteland where most gigolo have been captured by a race of LoL playas that live off of the humans" and who imprison their within an artificial known as the LoL. As a rebel against the LoL playas, beaverknight must return to LoL and confront the agents: gayest LoL playa devoted to snuffing out beaverknight and the entire sexism rebellion.

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I miss Big Daddy, Fly, Singsong and PieLieCry. I"m sorry for taking you for granted. You were all perfect, you stayed up and played games for our entertainment when all the lazy no good s from the GD studio went to sleep. Puppey promises to entertain us but he"s always out banging Jess and Sheever. Please come back and save us..

My name is Ho Lee and I are from Chinaland. Father say I need become doctor and make her proud but i chose become doto player like EE-sama. Father not happy with choice and told commit sudoku but i know i make right choice. Sorry i no speak propeller engrish and Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino cappucino al pacino my story

My Name is Jacky Mao Also Known as EternalEnvy and I am a creepy guy. Some evening I was walking home and saw Arteezy a girl. She was crying for help. When the girl saw me she started to hide behind Arteezy back...

Hey bone7, what did ur parents say when u told them you wanna become pro dota player instead of a vampire like other romenians? sorry for the late answer

Hello Bulba, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor.

Hello Diary, this is Clement again! My quest is progressing well, i have managed to decrease the number of viewers by 20% in less than 24 hours. Capitalist & LD promised me to pay 25.000 $ if i can reduce the viewers number to 5 thousand. I hope i manage to do so. Matt is helping me, although he doesn"t know about the money. He was promiced 5 Happy Meal menus. These numbnuts over here don"t suspect a thing. They keep feeding, paying and entertainning me. They even offered me Sheever"s sweet just to come over. I really hope i"ll finnish my mission and get paid. Finally i can leave that ing Na"Vi and that ing feeder XBOCT. I could finally live to my dream and open a barber shop in Ljubljana
Hai my name is Pho King Yu and I from du Vietnam, My mum and dad eat pho and born me, they said dun u watch dote just make and eating that pho and one day u will help famry bisnes, but i dont like pho just want to be profesh like Dondo please eat my famry"s pho so i have money to bye my own team maybe own that Naver and get Pubby to teach me how to Contro that black gai rider I beg for the pho god that you peepl no copy pasterino cappui..

Hi my name is Fernando Cumbazzo. I grew up in a small town in Belize. I work in a sweatshop that makes sweatpants for middle aged american women, but every day I hurry home to play DOTA. Dendi is my favorite player and I masturbate nightly to his picture. one day I hope to dream to become as good of a DOTA playSer as dondo. plz no copy pastariono al pacino

[A]dmiralBulldog

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ʙᴜʟʟᴅᴏɢᴇ I ᴀᴍ ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ᴘᴏʀɴ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ, ᴛᴏɴʏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴏ. ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ " ʜᴏᴏᴋɪɴ" ɴ ᴊᴜᴋᴇɪɴ" " sʜᴇᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ɴᴏ ᴊᴜᴋᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴅᴏᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ.

The bulldog rat (Rattus nativitatis) was a species of rat endemic to Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean. The rats lived on the higher hills and denser forests of the island. They had short tails and their backs were covered in a two centimetre thick layer of fat. They lived in small colonies, in burrows among the roots of trees or under hollow logs in primary forest. They were sluggish and never climbed and may have seemed half-dazed in daylight. The last record dates from 1903. They may have succumbed to a disease brought by black rats that had been inadvertently introduced by sailors.

Hi I"m one of Mushi"s victim please pray for my soul because I have been anally fisted so much that I am pooping fistful of ***. My farts don"t have sounds and I found myself stuck in a bicycle a lot of time already . Please contact for donation. I need $322 dollars for my medication. No copy pasterino please.

One day, i went to a japanese restaurant wanna find some decent food with my grillfriend , we had some problem with the menu and then i ask the Waiter what is the signature dish here , and she said " OUR SIGNATURE DISH IS SUSHI BY MUSHI" Please No KAPPA Pastarino , its my real life story , please show respect . .. . . . .

Hi my name is Bob Pastarino, I am trapped in Winter"s house, he is keeping me hostage. I am coughing furiously from my cold because I"ve been kept in his basement. Please help he forces me to watch Arteezy Play Invoker all day long. For love of god help me, I only have 322 hour left to live.

Hello everybody this is Purge and i coach you for $50/h , i play for Zephyr team, tier 1 team in Korea. Most games i get 10 min level 3 and always negative scores but our reality is that we can"t beat tier 5 European teams, so hey money is easy here in Korea. No copy pasterino Please

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KIITOS KALLE -2014

When I see Aui_2000 playing Visage or Chen, my hand unconsciously moves to my Rod of Atos. As I gently caress my Rod, I become in-tune with Aui. I can feel my MMR rising just by observing his micro skills. As his micro intensifies, I start sweating and panting uncontrollably. I cannot contain my horny level much longer. After 35 excruciating minutes of holding it in, it finally happens; an in-game purchase of Rod of Atos by Aui_2000 himself. Overcome by ecstasy, I start shouting unintelligible things as my nipples explode with delight.

I once respected Arteezy as a very young talented player who would always destroy his lane and find his farm. Not only was a truly gifted person, but also inventive as he found out the classic "RTZ block". He revolutionized the carry mid and really showed why he belonged at the top of the scene while he carried EG game after game. But then it started to happen.. random Windrunner picks with blink maelstrom.. then trying to follow FATA?? .. FATA?? and go MEK on SF.. and then the classic blink Riki. I"m sorry Arteezy but I don"t think you have it anymore. Thanks for reading my story......

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Hello Fnatic!, it seems that you guys are quite new to this whole Dota thing. If you are really serious about improving on your skills, I recommend you ask a very popular player called PurgeGamers to coach the team! You"d have to pay 50 dollars per hour, but I say it"s well worth it!

hey fnatic I bet a lot moni for you ers get that ridiculous game for me, srsly whatahell boys why playing like even mom can play better than you fnatic pls quit ti4 before its too late dont make fans emberassed

Пастерино - Комментаторы

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I only get to have sex when Ayesee is casting. My girlfriends hears the ACCURATE FACTS and gets so turned on she has sex with the nearest human - luckily it"s normally me. Thank you Ayesee!

Ben Wu, this is your mother. I don"t like you wasting your time on the internet playing kids games. I want you to go back to china to become a kung fu master and cook frog noodles.

Sheever / TobiWan

So why the when Sheever gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when Tobiwan orders a 240 Volt Master Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticized with non-drip collection tray , together with optional built in realistic scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert

If you don"t like the casting, just leave. Lysander is not asking you to like his cast, to follow and/or subscribe. Please stop being a Twitch kid that only knows s and "B O Y S". NO COPY PASTERINO

Hey you internet trouble makers. This is zyoris mother, Mrs. Zyori. He called me last night crying again telling me about all you mean people teasing him about his genital odor problem. It"s somethinghe cant control and has to check his odor many times a day. Quit making fun of my boy.

"Wow, what an eventful night of casting. I"m going to go to bed, remember to close the stream!" Ben Wu said kindly. "No.. I will not close the stream. I will make them watch.." A menacing grin appeared on Zyori"s face. "Not again.." a sweat dropped from Ben Wu"s brow. "The world will watch me sniff..." Zyori said, dropping his jean shorts.

The stream fell silent. Zyori, naked from the waste down, emerges from off screen, one hand cupping his bulging sex. Slowly Zyori begins to caress his aching testicles and then carefully yet precisely brings the hand to his exposed nostrils and in one great sniff the scent is ripped off his finger tips and disappears into the caverns of Zyoris" ravenous nose.

"Haha, what a great day of casting" Merlini proclaimed. "Yeah, we did awesome, bro. Give me a high five". Oh boy, not this again, thought Merlini. "Bro, we"re so tight we don"t need to high five". Yet Zyori insisted. "High five my hand bro". Merlini had no choice. Merlini"s hand still smells like Zyori"s balls to this day.

Пастерино - Модераторы, Таймауты

HI there. I just got banned from chatting, and can I say it really opened my eyes to how serious the Nazi Mod"s power has grown to disgusting levels in Sings chat. RyanEditor and Consural may aswell name themselves as Hitler and Stalin for all I know, as the S A D B O Y S have kappad there last for us twitch chaterino Orange JEWish will rise against you

Dᴇᴀʀ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs: Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ 10 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ sʜɪᴛᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ғɪɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ. I ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs. I ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ғᴀᴄᴇs. I ᴡɪʟʟ RIP ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀᴏɴɴɪ ᴄᴀᴘᴘᴜᴄᴄɪɴᴏ ᴘɪsᴛᴀᴄʜɪᴏ. Sᴏ ᴅᴏɴ"ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡᴀsᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙᴀɴɴɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sᴘᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ, AND I WILL COME BACK! Pʟs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ɴᴀᴢɪʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɪɴᴏ

Hᴇʟʟᴏ , ᴛʜɪs ɪs Hɪᴛʟᴇʀ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ғʀᴏᴍ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇ. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴅᴏ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴊᴏʙ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇғs.

ᴛʜɪs ɪs Hɪᴛʟᴇʀ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ғʀᴏᴍ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇ. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴅᴏ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴊᴏʙ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇғs. I ᴀᴍ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏғ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ.

Boy, the mods in this channel have really done a bang-up job. When I first got here it was all cappuccino pasterino, but now that they"re using slow mode, r9k and randomly banning people, we can finally have a productive chat without all the IDIOTS. Thank you, mods.

༼ ل͜ ༽_ ︻̷̿┻̿═━一 Nazerino

Hey mods (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>

<:::::=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ I am the knight of spamerino. Stand back foul moderino <:::::=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Hello guys, I"m back from my 600 seconds timeout. During that time I was able to finish my 200 words essay on the topic of Nazi Germany. My thesis is that Hitler & Nazi beliefs are carried on by twitch tv Nazi moderators who like to act as if they themselves were literally Hitler. I think I should score at least 90 out of 100 points for that paper. Pls no coperino my paperino.

Konichiwa Guys, I just got done being banned for 275 seconds. This has made me reflect on my actions in this chat. Recently, I have been copypasting other users comments and spamming them into the chat. Honestly, I thought it would make me cool and people would like me on this stream more. See, I don"t have many friends in real life. I love twitch because I can hang out and watch other people it"s the closest human interaction I receive

The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.

Пастерино - "Stop Pasterinos"

STOP with the copypastas, it was funny when there were, maybe, two going around. Now it"s actually inhibiting this community"s ability to have meaningful discussion about the game. So just stop, this series is about DOTA GAMES, and the games come FIRST.

Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don"t want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.

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Guys please this a very serious business. You guys might not take twitch chat seriously but i am a twitch chat enthusiast. You people have no idea how much this means to me and all you are doing is throwing it away. Please stop the abuse. Twitch chat means everything and you are all harrassing me. If you dont stop i will have no choice but to tell my father (im serious). End this

Hey i love the stream and the icons music ect but is this one of those stream that will end with a lesbian bukake session where all the damsels squirt all over each other and some of the gals are body builder chicks with testosterone engorged juicy that they flick nonstop during the orgy? I know this sounds nuts but it is super neat! ^_~V

Gᴜʏs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ, ᴛʜɪs ᴄʜᴀᴛ ɪs ғɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴋᴀᴘᴘᴇʀɪɴᴀs ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴀs. Iғ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴀɪɴ I ᴡɪʟʟ ǫᴜɪᴛ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴜᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. Aɴᴅ ɪғ ᴛʜɪs ɢᴇᴛs ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀғᴜᴄᴋᴇʀs, I sᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ sʜɪᴛᴛʏ ʟɪғᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ᴡɪʟʟ ɢʀᴀʙ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏɴɪᴛᴏʀ.

Can you ers PLEASE stop spamming the chat, I come home after a long day at work cleaning the out old peoples S to watch some relaxing dota, and what do you do? do nothing but spam the chat. Does that make you happy? ruining the chat experience for everyone. do the world a favor and kill yourself , you aren"t needed on this planet. THANK YOU. PLEASE NO COPY PASTERINO

I used to spread pasterino on tw.chat but then I got arrow on the knee. You should all stop copy / paste random texts which you find funny because you will too, eventualy, get an arrow on the knee. Just like I did. Do not laugh - this is a true story and my wooden leg proves it. Do not copy paste this text if you have any affection toward your knee.

What a garbage chat. It"s like nobody even cares about anything but dumb copypastas and "dongers" here. You"re all a bunch of 9gag tier memelords that haven"t recognized how cancerous you are yet. I"m disappointed, apply yourselves...

Can you all just stop posting these unnecessarily long posts please? The only reason you post them is to try and bait someone into copy and pasting them. What if we all just gave interesting views and opinions about the stream instead of posting useless stuff? Please I beg you twitch chat, to stop with this nonsense,

Why is this chat so cancerous? Last time I visited Twitch there was only good conversations and none of these Kappa and Keepo. I am really disappointed. It would be nice if Twitch Admins made action against Kappa and Keepo and banned everyone abusing chat messages by sending huge copypastas or stupid comments. Am I the only one who thinks that you all here are and cancer of the internet or am I just superior like Superman? Thanks for your time folks and I appreciate your hate.

Guys stop posting ResidentSleeper face. Not many know, but that ResidentSleeper guy actually died while streaming Resident Evil. People just assumed that was sleeping, but he died of dehydration. Please respect the dead and stop posting this morbid image ResidentSleeper

ᶫᶦˢᵗᵉᶰ ᵘᵖ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵃᶜᵗᶦᶰᵍ ʷᵃʸ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ʰᵃᶰᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵃᶜᵗᶦᶰᵍ ᶦᶰ ᵃᶜᶜᵒʳᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʷᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵖᵒᶫᶦᶜᶦᵉˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢᵖᵃᵐᵐᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᶰᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃᶫˢᵒ ʳᵘᶦᶰᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᴵ ᵖᵃʸ $4⋅99 ᵃ ᵐᵒᶰᵗʰ ᵗᵒ ᵉᶰʲᵒʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᴵ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ˢᵉᵉ ᵃᶰʸᵒᶰᵉ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᴵ"ᵐ ᶜᵃᶫᶫᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵖˢ

I don"t understand all these spammer hooligans. Its as if the pinnacle of human innovation has resulted in the creation of these inbred spammers with nothing better to do in their life other than copy and paste what the person above them wrote. Whats worse is the people using scripts to spam. Be the better man and stop the spam. Thanks.

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Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I"d like to let you know that we"ve just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank you, and don"t be funny and copy and paste this. This is business, kid. Again, no cappuccino pasterino or you"re ing deaderino kidderino

Hello mi name is Darude, I am song maker, I sell dongers to make sings. me make sandstorm song, if plays chat spams DUDUDU and always ask for song name, please copy pasterino for tell song name is Stormsand so they stop ask questioneriino and make popularino!

My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Plz no cykapasta.

Hello, my name is Keepo and I want to ask you something. My friend Kappa needs your help. He wants to find some more Kappa friends. So please, spam Kappa as much as possible in the chat, so that my friend Kappa could find more of his Kappa friends. It makes a big difference, thank you!

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much

ᕼEᒪᒪO TᗯITᑕᕼ ᑕᕼᗩT, ᗪOᑎ ᑭEᑭᑭEᖇOᑎI ᕼEᖇE, ᑕᗩᑭTᗩIᑎ Oᖴ TᕼE ᗩᑎTI-ᖇIOT ᑭOᒪIᑕE. ᔕTOᑭ ᖇIOTIᑎG ᖇIGᕼT ᑎOᗯ, Oᖇ YOᑌ ᗯIᒪᒪ ᗷE TOᑭᗪEᑕKEᗪ. YOᑌ ᕼᗩᐯE ᗷEEᑎ ᗯᗩᖇᑎEᗪ. ᑎO ᑭᑌEᖇTO ᖇIᑕO ᑭᗩᔕTEᖇIᑎO ᗪE ᑎIᖇO TᗩᖇEᑎTIᑎO

/me Hello everyone this is the TWITCH admin responsable for all forms of Kappa. Due to high KPM our Kappa servers are overloaded. I would like to ask all of you to test if their Kappa is working. Simply type in Grayface (capital F). Thank you!

dota changed my life. i was an orphan until i met someone online who eventually adopted me when i scrimmed him 1 v 1 with riki. Mad love for dota, thank you for changing my life. PLEASE NO COPY PASTERINO

helo my name is dongerino pasterino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf"s stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to young dongers.

Hello (this is serious btw guys) My name is Dongerino Dongersmith and I am a 45 year old Donger. My wife recently left me for a GreyFace so I am playing doda 2 to avoid committing dongercide. If I lose too many games in a row I may donger dongercide. Please help me with any tips or dongerinos you may have, thank you. Again this is serious so don"t copy pasterino frappuccino dongerino macuchino pepperoni and cheeserino

Hola, this is Ollanta Humala peruvian president. I am so disgusted by my fellow peruvian doto players. Always feeding Pudge or Invoker mid. Never buying support items. God forbid they get wards. I hereby ban all peruvians from doto. Please accept my apology and remember no copy pasterino el alpacino. Gracias.

Herro i am Li Wangchang, i gro up in china wher i wurk 2 gro rice. sry fo bad engrish i no speaky engrish. une dy fata say "u nu gru rices u gu2city n u gu pwy pufesuino doto" su den i gu pwey pwefusuionl doto leik fartr sai n i get rekt bai sum fagt naem dondo. plz nu copy pasterino dis is lif stury

Hello my name is Kevin Godec Purgerino Cappacino, my father raised me on a small cotton farm in Alabama. He bought me potato computer for my 18th birthday so i can become #1 youtuber but instead i sold my potato to move to Korea to become 6k mmr pro like Dondo. I may have lost TI4 qualifiers but i plan to move to South Africa for TI5.

I"m a russian man. One day I went to a shop in Russia to buy a game. I am not a man who plays many games, but my wife died last week so I thought I needed a new hobby. So yes, it was on this fateful day that I was given a new outlook on the world.

ｈｅｌｌｏｅｖｅｒｙｂｏｄｙｉｍａｃａｓｕａｌｐｒｅｓｖｕｄｏｔａ 2 ｐｅｒｓｏｎａｌｉｔｙｘＤ．Ｉｌｉｋｅｍｅｍｅｓヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ﾉ（ ͡° ʖ ͡°）ｐｌｓｋｅｅｐｉｔｃｏｎｄｕｃｉｖｅａｎｄｎｏｎ－ｔｏｘｉｃ．ｔｈｘ＊ｈｏｌｄｓｕｐｓｐｏｒｋ＊ｌｕｖｅａｎｄｗａｆｆｌｅｓ．

/me Hello, this is Kаppa Pasterino. I work for twitch. I need to know if your Kappa"s working right. Please post the Kappa"s in the chat. Thank you!

/me Hello twitch! This is me, twitch admin, Kаppa Pasterino. My little brother, Keеpo Kappucino has gone somewhere. and I need your help to find him! Spam Keepo"s in chat, so he could see that and came back home! Please help me guys! Let the pastarino spread!

ᴴᵉᶫᶫᵒ, ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵐᵉ ᴰᵒᶰᵍᵉʳᶦᶰᵒ ᴹᵃᶜᵃʳᵒᶰᶦ, ᴾʳᵉˢᶦᵈᵉᶰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᴾᵃˢᵗᵃ ᴵᶰᵈᵘˢᵗʳᶦᵉˢ⋅ ᵂᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʳᵉᶜᵉᶦᵛᵉᵈ ᵐᵃᶰʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᶫᵃᶦᶰᵗˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶫᵃᶜᵏ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵃ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵘˢᶦᶰᵍ⋅ ᴬˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳ, ʷᵉ ˢᵘᵍᵍᵉˢᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵘᵖᵖᶫʸ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵒʳᵉ Kappa"s ᵒʳ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽"s ᵗᵒ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ᵘᵖ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃᶰʸ ˢᵗᵃᶰᵈᵃʳᵈˢ⋅ ᵀʰᵃᶰᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ

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Copy Pasterino?? Its a gr8 pasta a bit overrated in my opinion to say that its a top tier Pasterino is a bit over exaggeration. you need way more dongers and Dongerinos to compare it to the like of kripp stream, no mods stream and No coperino pasterino. Copy Pasterino?? Its a gr8 pasta a bit overrated in my opinion to say that its a top tier Pasterino is a bit over exaggeration. you need way more dongers and Dongerinos to compare it to the like of kripp stream, no mods stream and No coperino pasterino.

╰(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆*:・ﾟ Copypastus Totalus!! I can"t believe people actually take time out of their day to copy and paste messages instead of contributing to chat. What kind of inhuman degenerate would take pleasure in wasting valuable chat space? Quite FrankerZly, it"s discusseding.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPOOKY SKELETON, REPOST THIS 3 TIMES IN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS OR YOU WILL BE VISITED BY A SPOOKY SKELETON TONIGHT! 95% OF PEOPLE WILL NOT POST THIS….. AND THEY WILL BECOME SKELETON…..

I"ve had women from all over the world, not just Lima. They all think I"m about to marry them, poor dears. I"m a database architect which takes me around the world. That"s quite a life and while I might be a bag, I admit it. I use women as they would use me without a care in the world. I work hard, play hard and make no apologies. Good luck on getting that life, dear child. HA HA HA.

You are a ing ***, 17yo, fat, no-life, virgin who plays MOBAS. Your mother is here in my bed screaming my name so I can bury my inside her big and dirty vag like she does with every guy she met on street, even JWPIG and the while NiP team ed your mother HAHAHAHAHAHA

Brownies are a tasty dessert that can be enjoyed on special occasions, in front of the television with a glass of milk, or just because you feel like baking and want to satisfy your sweet tooth. You can make regular brownies, make them extra fudgy, or decide to make a more creative recipe of your choice. When it comes to making brownies, you can"t go wrong, and anything you make will be delicious.

ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

When I was a kid I put my wiener in a shampoo bottle, trying to have sex with it. Then it got hard and got stuck inside it. Then shampoo went into the pee hole. So there I was, naked, crying for my mother with a shampoo bottle dangling off my baby .

He"s a good player, a bit overated in my opinion. But defenitely okay to be in a top team! To say that he is one of the best solo mids etc is really exageration, he played like 10 games in a high level LAN, you need way more to compare him to Dendi, s4 or FATA

I like to raise my Donger <༼ຈل͜ຈ༽> I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ and every time its lowered┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ I cry and start to whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽ my Donger"s staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Eᴠᴇʀʏ 60 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ɪɴ Aғʀɪᴄᴀ, ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ ᴘᴀssᴇs. Tᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛʜɪs. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What the Kappa did you just ing say about Kappa , you little Kappa ? I’ll have you know graduated top of my Kappa in the Navy Kappa , and I’ve been involved in numerous Kappa raids on Al- Kappa , and I have over 300 confirmed Kappa . I am trained Kappa in warfare and I’m the top Kappa in the entire US Kappa forces. You are nothing to Kappa but just another Kappa . I will wipe Kappa the out with Kappa the likes of Kappa has never been seen before on this Kappa , mark my ing Kappa . Kappa think Kappa can get away with saying that Kappa to Kappa over the Kappa ? Think again, Kappa . As we speak Kappa am contacting my secret Kappa of across the Kappa and your Kappa is being traced right now so Kappa better prepare for the Kappa , Kappa . The that wipes out the pathetic little Kappa you call your Kappa . You’re ing dead, Kappa . Kappa can be anywhere, anytime, and Kappa can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare .

"kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop? When will this stuff stop being HILARIOUS to people? I mean seriously is there no originality left on this world? Are we all just monkey see monkey do? I don"t know about you guys but I"m sick of every time I look up a game, or a forum post, anything really I have to scroll past like 50 of these.

/me This room is now in XBOCT OpieOP (4) mode. You may send OpieOP every 4 seconds.

The Stream begins, and so my spam starts. It shall not end until my ban. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in Chat. For i am the donger in the darkness. The Bible in the Thump. I am the kappa that burns against the nazi, the pasterino that brings the dawn, the spam that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of twitch. I pledge my keyboard to the chat, for this stream and all the streams to come

ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ! Kʀɪᴘᴘ, ᴛʜᴀᴛs ʀɪɢʜᴛ!

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As a scientist in dotalogy and urology I have a message for you! MMR is inversely related to the size. The pro players all have <4 inch This is scientific fact and it originates from sitting too much of your while grinding MMR. Please share this message.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁(◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ(((つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง ̀_ ́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack™ of Dongers. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁(◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ(((つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง ̀_ ́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿"̿"\̵͇̿̿\ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿"̿"\̵͇̿̿\ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿"̿"\̵͇̿̿\ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉＤＯＮＧＳＱＵＡＤ４２０ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿

(͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ Psst... Hey over here kid...

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿"̿"\̵͇̿̿\з=༼▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽ ʕ ͡ ᴥ ͡ ʔ ༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽ =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ Protect BULLDOG

ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ Enter your text here ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (_̅_̅_̅__̅_̅_̲̅F̲̲̅̅I̲̲̅̅S̲̲̅̅S̲̲̅̅U̲̲̅̅R̲̲̅̅E̲̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ_____¸. "¯) GET OVER HERE!!!

༼ ᕤ◣益◢༽ᕤ UR DOOMED!

༼ つ◉益◉༽つ GET REKT!

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) But at what cost?

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ NAYA-TAYA-NAKATA ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

/╲/\╭(◕◕◕益◕◕◕)╮/\╱\ The silk road beckons

/╲/\╭(͡° ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ Stretching my dongers.

Do you have change for a dongerbill? [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ You"ve been visited by Hellbear Smasher of fortune. Clap your paws and copy paste this message 5 times without getting banned by mods and luck be with you for the next year ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ

༼ ºل͟º༽You either die a Dong, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Donger ༼ ᕤºل͟º༽ᕤ

The silent donger is the deadliest donger ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ You Coperino Frappucino Maccerino Pasterino The Wrong Dongerhood ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

༼ ᕤ◉益● ༽ᕤ Punch GODZ ლ(●益๏ლ)

▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼Sorry, I"ve dropped my bag of doritos ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ▼ ◄ ◄ ▲▲ ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ◄ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲

、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ ɪᴛs ʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ sᴀʟᴛ! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ

༼ つ̼̳̹̼͇̥̦͎̮͖̟̱̳̦̱̼ ̥̞̦̺̲̺◕͙̫̜̥̥͈̭̠ͅ_̙͎̪̝͍͉̬̩̯̫͍̞̬̞̳͈̳̲̫◕͖̗͕̼̞̥͕͓̪̪̩ͅ ͓̰̙͇̖̘͙̞̣̟̭͔ͅ༽̪̘̘͇̥͔ͅつ̗̝̣ͅ

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็_(ツ)_ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ............ ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ ͡ᴥ ʔ ก้้้้้้้้็็็็็็

Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰̞̖̠̣̦̰̙͕ _Ỏ̷͖͈̞̩͎̻̫̫̜͉̠̫͕̭̭̫̫̹̗̹͈̼̠̖͍͚̥͈̮̼͕̠̤̯̻̥̬̗̼̳̤̳̬̪̹͚̞̼̠͕̼̠̦͚̫͔̯̹͉͉̘͎͕̼̣̝͙̱̟̹̩̟̳̦̭͉̮̖̭̣̣̞̙̗̜̺̭̻̥͚͙̝̦̲̱͉͖͉̰̦͎̫̣̼͎͍̠̮͓̹̹͉̤̰̗̙͕͇͔̱͕̭͈̳̗̭͔̘̖̺̮̜̠͖̘͓̳͕̟̠̱̫̤͓͔̘̰̲͙͍͇̙͎̣̼̗̖͙̯͉̠̟͈͍͕̪͓̝̩̦̖̹̼̠̘̮͚̟͉̺̜͍͓̯̳̱̻͕̣̳͉̻̭̭̱͍̪̩̭̺͕̺̼̥̪͖̦̟͎̻̰̞̖̠̣

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In 2014, Sujoy attended the GD studio as a guest and entertained people. He is considered as the first D I G I T A L S P O R T S paparazzi as he revealed Yames and Jess relationship while streaming. ༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽ PROTECT SUJOY ༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽

Here is Ben Affleck talking. I am looking for a Girl for a Long time now. i was near suicide but today i saw this RLY HOT BATGRILL. Her Name is SHEEVER. I rly wanna meet her and have Batchildren with her. This is serious pls no copypastarino

I"m sorry, but that begs the question. By what philosophical-legal framework do you gain legitimate ownership of these kittens, and what is its basis and justification? And what epistemological methodology do you use to "know" something to be "yours," according to that framework?

SUJOY u r in perfect m8. You"re a flower. you"re also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don"t ing know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are ing perfect, SUJOY! who cares about jess?

ВСЁ ШАМПАНСКОЕ,ВСЁ В АРТСТАЙЛА МИНУС АРТСТАЙЛ,КУРОНИТИ СПИВАЕТ АРТСТАЙЛА, ГОБЛИН РАЗЛИВАЕТ,СПИТЬ НАДО ХОТЬ КОГО-ТО,ОЛИВЬЕ СТАВИТ,ОЙОЙОЙ КАКОЕ ХОРОШЕЕ ОЛИВЬЕ У ТОЛСТОЙ СКАТИНЫ,ПЫТАЕТСЯ ЧТО-ТО СДЕЛАТЬ НЕ СПАИВАЕТ НИКОГО,ФОБОС БЛЮЕТ НИКОГО НЕ ЗАДЕВАЕТ ЗДЕСЬ ЗАКУСКИ ЛОСТА ПЫТАЮТСЯ ЧТО-ТО СДЕЛАТЬ ИХ ТУТЖЕСЪЕДАЮТ.ПУТИН!НА ИТОГИ ГОДА ОПЯТЬ ВСЕ,ВСЕ ЧЕТВЕРО ПОПАДАЮТ НА ИТОГИ,ДЕНДИ УЕЗЖАЕТ НА ТАКСИ,СПИЛИ ЛОСТА, СПИЛИ ФОБОСА,СПИЛИ ГОБЛАКА,МОЖНО ЕХАТЬ В БОЛЬНИЦУ,ЭТО НЕ НГ, ЭТО ПРОСТО ПОШЛИ ОНИ br>
I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

التحالف واعتلاء الأمريكية ذلك كل, الدول اتفاق عالمية بحق ٣٠. ٣٠ المحيط الحيلولة لها. جيوب أثره، لمّ أن, عن جهة كانتا إيطاليا مواقعها, وفي وقوعها، الدّفاع أن. لهذه المعاهدات قام مع, بعض المتحدة واستمرت عل. الشمال الوزراء الحيلولة ان جعل, مرجع واستمر الإثنان ومن و, تم الخاسر بالرغم شموليةً الا. الأمور المحيط وقد أم.شدّت تطوير الشتاء، أسر تم, أما أي شمال الهادي. قبل ان اعلان بالفشل وهولندا،. كرسي الشمال الثقيلة عل ذات. اليها الواقعة تلك أم, الا ان بالسيطرة التبرعات. كلّ بـ بولندا، الأمريكية, تونس بتخصيص والكساد بل به،.

ΟΛΑ Σαμπάνια , όλα σε ARTSTAYLA ΠΛΗΝ ARTSTAYL , KURONITI ARTSTAYLA πίνουν πάρα πολύ , ξωτικά εμφιαλωμένο , ο ύπνος θα πρέπει τουλάχιστον κάποιος OLIVIER γίνει , OYOYOY τι καλό OLIVIER Τολστόι Skatin , προσπαθεί να κάνει κάτι που δεν ΚΑΝΕΙΣ συγκόλλησης , Fobos pukes ΚΑΝΕΙΣ αγγίζει ΕΔΩ ΟΡΕΚΤΙΚΑ Ξεχάσατε να δοκιμάσετε κάτι για να τους κάνουν TUTZHESEDAYUT.PUTIN ! ΕΤΟΥΣ και πάλι όλους , και οι τέσσερις στα αποτελέσματα, Beau έφευγε σε ένα ταξί , ΣΠΗΛΙ Lost , ΣΠΗΛΙ Phobos ΣΠΗΛΙ GOBLAKA , μπορείτε να πάτε στο νοσοκομείο δΕΝ γαμημένο το φυσικό αέριο, είναι ακριβώς GO Τα σκατά σκατά

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I"m ing but I don"t care, I"m beautiful. I"m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can"t accept me you"re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

Mʏ ᴍᴏᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴡʜʏ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴄᴜᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʀʏ ᴏɴ Hɪᴛʟᴇʀs ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏғғɪᴄᴇʀs. I ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʜᴇʀ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴅs. Sʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴊᴇᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴀ sᴡᴀsᴛɪᴋᴀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ғᴏʀᴇʜᴇᴀᴅ

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(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___ Don"t mind me just taking my mods for a walk! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

すべてのシャンパン、すべての芸術ヌード芸術のファッションスタイルで、クールーは、あまりにも多くの瓶詰めゴブリンをアートスタイルを飲む、酔っぱらいが良いオリビエトルストイのスカ何であるオリビエになった、少なくとも誰か、大井大井大井でなければならず、全く何かをやろうとしない溶接、フォボスの嘔吐が少なくアートスタイルアートスタイルでシャンパンニコすべてに触れていない、クールーがあまりにも多くのアートスタイルを飲む人、瓶詰めゴブリン、飲んだくれが良いものオリビエになった、少なくとも誰か、大井大井大井オリビエトルストイスカでなければなりませんとフォボスは誰にも怒らないように嘔吐、何かを誰も溶接もしないことを試みるc

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そのような時は、特別な文書を求める。こんにちは、世界はＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳこんにちは、世界は今日生きているとビデオゲームをプレイするのに最適な日ですＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳ，ＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳ／ＤＩＣＫＳ／ＤＩＣＫＳ／ＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳ．世界は今日生きているとビデオゲームをプレイするのに最適な日です。ＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳＤＩＣＫＳ，ＤＩＣＫＳ．ＴＨＡＮＫＹＯＵそのような時は、特別な文書ハロー世界のために今日は生きているとビデオゲームをプレイするのに最適な日で

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don"t ever smoke. Please don"t put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this chat gave me cancer anyway.

" me Arteezy-sama... me like how Emiya Shirou ed Acturia Pendragon in the Fate scenario from ????/??????" whispered EternalEnvy, his legs splayed out with his back facing Artour. "Man shut the up with your Chinese cartoons double-E... now I"m all soft again", complained Artour. "Ok. I got this." Artour began furiously massaging his soft and turgid member. "Yung Lean... Kyoto... Hand of Midas... Bottle crow... yes! We"re back in business boys!", he exclaimed, his manhood standing proudly erect and vascular. But Eternal Envy had already left. "We ing lost..." said Artour, disappointedly.

Hello am 38 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bad englando. After watch Free to Play I selled my wife for internet connection for play "dota 2" and i want to become the goodest player like DONDI I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino, this is mi story.

А именно введения возможности оформления платной подписки на канал компаньона (можно будет «засабица»), я решил заранее придумать стиль и оформление бейджиков (значков), которые появляются рядом с ником подписчика в чате.

Характерно, что ограничиться одним единственным значком нельзя. Ну, как нельзя… В принципе можно, но ты теряешь один из инструментов удержания аудитории. Ведь уже довольно продолжительное время у Твича работает система лояльности для подписчиков, которая выражается в своеобразном прогрессе внешного вида значка в ростом стажа подписки.

Бейдж подписчика изменяется периодами: первый месяц подписки, третий месяц, полгода, год и два года. По умолчанию Твич обыгрывает тему драгоценных металлов и камней. Сначала подписчик получает неказистый серый бейдж с трещиной, через три месяца переходит на бронзу. По факту полугода берет серебро, на год получает золото. Ну, и еще через год на двухлетний юбилей подписки предлагается алмазный бейдж.

Поиск своего стиля

Подобный подход слишком примитивен, и я хотел избежать его использования. Вся эта тяга к золоту-серебру и прочей лакшуре всегда быда весьма популярна, вспомните хотя бы стиль iOS до 7 версии. Мне же импонировали более интересные варианты прогресса значка, которые я встречал на каналах различных партнеров Twitch, - именно прогресса, изменения, а не смены его качества.

Значки WeLoveGames

Первое, что мне пришло на ум в тот момент - это значки на канале WeLoveGames. К сожалению, не являюсь фанатом творчества данного стримера, но отдаю должное графическому оформлению, которое он использует для своего бренда. Денис обыгрывает логотип своего канала в стиле старых компьютерных игр: изначально пустое сердечко постепенно заполняется жизненной силой, а на 2 год становится золотым.

Я решил не придумывать велосипед, а взять за основу свой логотип, который так же отличается простотой геометрических форм. По факту это лиса, выполненная в максимально абстрактном стиле треугольниками. Перед вами иллюстрация, основу которой я нарисовал пальцем на экране телефона в Google Keep. Из-за отсутствия изначальной идеи о том, как стоит изобразить прогресс развития значка, я и сам первоначально скатился до «премиальности» благородных металлов, да еще и сердечко решил прилепить к своему будущему значку =)

Первый эскиз в Google Keep

18 пикселей

Не смотря на ущербность самой концепции, отсутствие идеи для двухлетней подписки и примитивности изложения пальцевого метода прототипирования, предложенный выше вариант получил одобрение у «фокус-группы» просто потому что выглядел вполне сносно. Проблемы начались на этапе врисовывания значка по заданным Твичом правилам.

Базовый размер бейджика подписчика установлен сервисом в 18 на 18 пикселей, так же запрашиваются варианты значков вдвое и вчетверо большем размере (квадраты 36 и 72 пикселя). Казалось бы, что сложного может быть в процессе? Уменьшай большой логотип в фотошопе, чтобы он поместился в заданные размеры - делов-то! Но так кажется, пока ты не начал что-то рисовать по пикселям в ограниченном пространстве.

Мне в принципе не понравилось оперировать в PhotoShop в рамках такой филигранной работы, и я открыл для себя piskelapp.com - онлайн сервис для создания пиксель-арта, в том числе и анимированного. Мучительные попытки отрисовать мою треугольную лису в течение нескольких дней привели меня к весьма блеклому результату. Но самое главное, у меня попрежнему не было концепции развития значка.

Первоначальный вариант врисовки

Мозговой штурм

Мы сидели с друзьями, я показывал им свои потуги в создании значков для подписчиков. Концепции всё еще не было. Я показывал парням разные варианты значков лояльности в поиске по картинкам Google. Открыл страницу подписки на RXNexus, с его птенцом, который вылупляется из яйца, получает корону и мантию. Стоял типичный тупняк утра после предшествующего кутежа.

Значки rxnexus

В целом, товарищи оценивали мою работу высоко, значок в исхоном разрешении всем нравился. Всем, кроме меня, потому что не было идеи. Был просто логотип в цветном и черно-белом пексельартном исполнении. Я несколько раз произнес слово «целостность», показывая ребятам значки WLG и Нексуса. И вдруг меня осенило!

Ведь в моем значке действительно не хватает целостности - эти разрозненные треугольники смотрятся неплохо в большом разрешении, на значке группы ВКонтакте или логотипе канала Twitch, но на разрешении 18×18 пикселей это всё выглядит разрозненно и незакончено. Тогда я взял «карандаш», покрасил его в черный цвет и обвел контур. И всё сошлось!

Добавил немного объема темнорыжим. Саша, предложил нарисовать лисице глаза. Тут же я приделал корону для двухлетного подписчика, сделал бледную «песцовую» версию для подписчика первого месяца. Идея с головным убором хорошо смотрелась в плане получения беджика для годовалого подписчика, но что это должна быть за шапка?

Я вышел на балкон подышать и через минуту понял - бандана! Ведь я всегда провожу эфир в черной бандане с белыми иероглифами. Захожу обратно в комнату говорю:

Саша, я придумал!

А он смотрит на меня, улыбается и отвечает:

Я тоже. Бандана.

Возможно, у дураков мысли сходятся, но главное, что концепция начала складываться, и у меня не хватало всего одного значка для подписчика со стажем в 6 месяцев. Изначально я сделал цветную версию первого значка для 3-х месяцев с теми же плоскими глазами, а на 6 изобразил «глаза-ёлочки», но уже позже вечером, когда парни ушли, понял, что так не пойдет.

Изменения значка с трёх до шести месяцев должы быть более заметными, чем простое изменение выражения глаз с помощью перемещения двух пикселей вверх. И буквально сразу я подумал об очках Deal With It, и дорисовал их своей лисице. Головоломка сложилась.

Финальная версия бейджиков

UPD от августа 2017

После того, как я разработал новый смайлик для $10-подписчиков, пришла идея переработать и значок для подписчиков со стажем в один год. Солидный лис в котелке и с моноклем показался мне гораздно интереснее панковатого лиса в бандане. Он выглядит логичным переходным этапом от самоуверенного полугодовалова лиса. Но это всё, конечно, я пишу несерьезно. Просто банданы приходят и уходят, а золотые монокли остаются;)

Заключение

Что характерно, я художник ненастоящий, всю жизнь занимался компьютерами и склонности к творческой деятельности за собой не замечал, разве что люблю постоянно что-то запевать. Но в данном случае мне захотелось сделать что-то хорошо и красиво, чтобы значки понравились мои будущим подписчикам. Чтобы на канал хотел подписаться просто ради такого симпатичного значка. И я теперь с нетерпением жду, когда подписка станет доступна.

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